Are you satisfied with your web host?

If not, it's ok, we can help! You're probably being overcharged, and under-serviced anyway.

Hosting shouldn't be so hard.

We admit hosting is a bit complex, but it shouldn't have to be for our customers. We know you just want to have a place for your website, and it should just work! We think it should too. There are no hidden fees. The price you pay is always the same year after year. We will even migrate your website for FREE! Let us do the heavy lifting, so you can focus on your business.

Recently updated 07.17.2016 to a new lower price. All old customers will be adopted into new lower price.

Landing Page $7.00/month	Portfolio $10.00/month	WordPress $17.00/month	E-Commerce $25.00/month
250 MB Storage	500 MB Storage	2 GB Storage	5 GB Storage
2.5 GB Bandwidth	3 GB Bandwidth	5 GB Bandwidth	10 GB Bandwidth
1 FTP Account	2 FTP Accounts	5 FTP Accounts	10 FTP Accounts
3 Email Accounts	5 Email Accounts	20 Email Accounts	50 Email Accounts
1 Email List	2 Email Lists	5 Email Lists	10 Email Lists
3 Databases	4 Databases	10 Databases	15 Databases
1 Sub Domain	5 Sub Domains	10 Sub Domains	20 Sub Domains
5 Parked Domains	10 Parked Domians	20 Parked Domians	30 Parked Domains
10 Addon Domains	15 Addon Domains	20 Addon Domains	30 Addon Domains

Locally Grown

While we do have clients worldwide, we are based out of Florida. Our servers are located in Miami for quick speeds, while our staff is located mostly around Central and Northern Florida.

No Hidden Fees

Pay for what you need, and don't be overcharged for services that claim to be unlimited, but then punish you for actually using what you paid for. We spell out exactly what you are paying for, and if you need more you can upgrade when the time is right for you.

Site Migration

We know transferring a website from one host to another can be a bit difficult to say the least. That is why we will move over your files for you, and help you point your old domain to the new hosted location.

Small Business

Our packages are built around small businesses. We are a small business, and we know that you have enough stuff to worry about without having to learn a new technology.

What does Private Hosting mean?

Basically, it means that we take on only what we can handle without penalizing our clients. This helps ensure that we have dedicated support for our current clients, faster speeds, and competitive pricing.

Web Hosting Made Easy

With no hidden fees, you know exactly how much your bill will be upfront.

Here at The Lazy Sea Cow we believe web hosting should be easy for our clients. There is no fine print or hidden fees, what you see is what you get. It is easy to upgrade or downgrade services depending on your needs. The price stays the same year after year. It doesn't get easier than that.

Features With You In Mind

Why we think you'll love us.

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Frequently Asked Questions

We are constantly building our questions database, feel free to check out our knowledge database for many common questions our customers will have.

Why don't you offer any unlimited plans like other hosts?

Many small businesses and hobbyists have very small needs when it comes to hosting. Knowing this, "Shared Host" companies will often put more customers on a server than is probably best. This means that you and multiple people bought the same server and will have to share its resources. This leads to more frequent downtimes, and slower speeds for customers. Unfortunately, the word "Unlimited" really means, your website has unlimited data, and bandwidth until you or someone else sharing with you actually uses what you/they paid for. We skip the fine print and tell you that exact amount of bandwidth and storage. If your needs go up, you can upgrade. If your needs are not as large as you first though, you can downgrade. It's that simple.

How will I know which plan is right for me?

Chances are if you only have a Landing Page (1 page website) with 10,000 visitors a month, you will be fine. If you're a small business with a couple pages and some pictures, then the Portfolio plan will most likely fit your needs.

How do I pay my bill?

There are 3 ways to pay:
1) You will have an invoice sent to you once you are signed up.
2) You can click the "BILLING" link on the menu bar.
3) You can click HERE.

I was overpaying for needs I didn't even have, all I wanted was a simple website with a few web pages so my customers would know my office hours, location, and a little bit about my business. It turned out I was able to save over half on my hosting bill by switching to The Lazy Sea Cow.
Taylor "Gate Salons"

I had been between a few different shared hosting accounts. Each one offered "Unlimited Storage, and Bandwidth", but instead my site would often crash or get punished when I went over what the company called "Unlimited". Unlimited is not unlimited after you read the fine print. Now I pay exactly for what I need, and there is no more guessing on how many resources I am using. So now my website doesn't crash, and my customers are happier because of it."
Brandon"Brandon Photography"

I run accounting for a small local chain of AC mechanic shops located around central Florida. When we signed up with other hosting companies, it was always cheap at first, then they would hit us with hidden fees or spike up our hosting rate at the end of the year. It was hard to calculate costs for my business. So when I found out there was no hidden fees, no spike at the end of the year for hosting, and the price will remain the same every year unless we upgrade...I was sold.
Justin "Auto AC Repairs and More"

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